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For David, a life wherein he’s not able to download porn videos is an equivalent to life in hell. Online porn has been a huge part of his life ever since he’s stumbled unto the medium back in his schooling years. For him, it was as close to the feeling of obsession he could ever get. For porn, he had been shunned by family, he had turned his back on real lovers, and has turned off a few friends. He didn’t mind it one bit. He had found a little nook of happiness that he was never going to give up for any reason.

All that changed a few months ago, when he met her. For him, it was one of those turning points. A defining moment in which he ascertained that what had made him happy before was but a mere substitute until he found her. Porn was just something to close the gap, like that little sandwich people would have in between meals just to appease hunger.

Her name was Anna, and she was new. In every sense of the word. She was the new reception in the small office David had found himself working for two years, doing a job that would enable him to still enjoy his porn even during work hours. She was nothing like any other girl he had ever met. She amazed him on a level that no one and nothing else could, not even porn.

David pursued her with vigilance. They were hitting it off splendidly, and each knew that there was no other person that could be a matter match than they were for each other. There was just a small problem. Anna and her family, with their deeply rooted faith and rigid beliefs against pornography,, David had to make a choice. Things were going so well, until she had fiddled around his computer at his place and found gigabytes of downloaded smut. It was as if her mental image of the man she had quickly become so enamored with had suddenly diminished and was replaced by a pervert. Needless to say, she left him.

All the downloaded porn in the world could not make David crack a smile or even a grin. Hehad to make things right. So after several weeks of non-communication, David stood in front of Anna’s house, carrying the speakers playing their songs as loud as possible high above his head. When the girl opened a window and saw the smitten man’s gesture, she smiled with hesitation. David finished off by destroying the computer in front of her and going on a speech about how much she is loved. He had given up porn for her and destroyed his computer to win the girl.

Deleting the material would have sufficed, but not as romantic.

Just when you thought Japanese porn videos can’t get any more off beat, a production company in Japan is in the works of producing a brand new Godzilla movie, porn style! The King of Monsters, had become a pop culture icon ever since he first appeared on the big screen, terrorizing Tokyo and forever adding a new Japanese stereotype in everyone’s minds.

Godzilla’s instant success and cult following led to numerous sequels which turned the terrifying giant lizard into a protagonist. Godzilla was shown mindlessly protecting Japan against other large monsters like Mothra, Ghidora and even a mechanized version of the Big Lizard himself. This upcoming incarnation of Godzilla is going to indeed be a porno, but the producers are vowing to honor Godzilla’s tradition.

“We are not going to short change fans with a disgraceful version of Godzilla” said producer Hideko Yamaguchi. “The movie will still have some awesome clashes with other monsters, and there will also be hot hardcore sex scenes involving the human characters as well as the monsters themselves.”

Fans have reacted to the rumors of this upcoming movies, pointing out that in the classic Godzilla vs. Mecha-Godzilla flick, the beloved abomination was not only one of its kind, but also a hermaphrodite, and showing Godzilla having sex with anything would be ridiculous. Yamaguchi requests for the fans faith. “I have grown up loving the Godzilla mythos, and I will not do anything to disrespect the canon. The script is wonderful and true to the originals, and the details would be revealed in the movie itself.”

Yamaguchi also confirms appearances from other Godzilla characters. “Ghidorah, the three headed serpent, would definitely have a major role in the movie, and Biolante, the living plant will also appear. Both creatures, with one’s multiple heads and the other’s numerous tendrils would make for very shocking sex scenes.”

Regarding the special effects, Yamaguchi has revealed that they will go through the old school approach and will be utilizing rubber suits instead of CGI. The movie is also more story driven than your average porn. “The premise is basically the same as the old Godzilla movies” said Yamaguchi. “Only instead of the humans trying to defend against a rampaging monster destroying Tokyo, they will be defending against two monsters destroying Tokyo while having sex.”

No confirmation, however, verifying the rumors that popular Japanese porn star Maria Ozawa will be involved in the project.

It’s a question that has always been raised ever since man has reached the moon. Is there intelligent life out there? And by “there”, people refer to outer space. Science fiction movies are loaded with aliens usually bent on universal conquest, but where is it all based? Since man has achieved some form of space travel, it’s likely that there are beings on other worlds that have, as well. And if they do show up n our skies, how will we be able to defend ourselves in a conflict, when our most potent military weapons are as destructive to ourselves as they are against “them”.

A scientist from NASA, a firm believer in the existence of alien beings, has a theory as to why we have not seen any unexpected visitors in the planet. She believes that aliens avoid our planet because of porn. “NASA has been sending transmissions of random things into space. Music, videos from popular movies and television shows just to somehow give any beings out there an idea of human life” explained NASA scientist Christina Lee. She reveals what she thinks is a folly done by her predecessors I the research center.

“Apparently, someone thought it would be amusing to beam out porn videos, particularly those starring teen pornstars into space. And I believe that’s what’s scaring off those creatures!” Lee explains thoroughly why she believes that the videos are the reason why any form of contact had been possible. “Think about it this way. The aliens would not have any idea that what they’re actually watching is our way of mating. In many ways, they could see the teen porn and get the impression that they’re torture videos. Some of them literally are! These videos could have caused any alien who was on his way here and perhaps provide us useful insight of the universe and space travel to say ‘fuck it’ and turn around.”

When asked why she thinks no one tries and removes the porn videos from the broadcast, Lee just raises her arms in the air and shrugs. “Those guys back then may have fucked up the human race’s ability for space travel. And for what? For some juvenile kicks, that’s what. If I didn’t need this job to support the hundred cats I like with, I’d quit.”

In space, it is said that no one can hear you scream. Not even when being assaulted by a thick dildo.

After the grisly events of last weekend, Howard now believes that hot porn videos are very hazardous to his health. Currently, Howard lies in a hospital bed, with a cast around his pelvis, wondering if his life would ever be the same again.

It started out as a normal Saturday morning for the 25 year old Michigan resident. He woke up, had coffee and read the paper. It was about as perfect as perfect as could be. Everything was going alright until his phone rang. It was his friend, inviting him to a party for that night, promising Howard that he’ll be introduced to a very comely female. With several hours to prepare, it dawned on the rather lonely guy that the possibility of him getting laid that night was rather high. This thought made Howard nervous. He felt totally unprepared in the likelihood of any sexual activities that would take place.

Howard decided to use the day preparing for what seemed to him was inevitable. After fixing himself a hearty breakfast, Harold went online to peruse videos of the adult nature, hoping to catch a few tips. It was a day of learning for Harold. He viewed hours of footage and he studied every second of it. Living alone, he turned the volume of his speakers up. He wanted to be totally immersed in what he was watching.

The noise the videos were generating apparently was bothering his neighbor, who thought Howard was engaged in a rather loud session of love making. Incensed, the neighbor decided to give Howard a scare, pounding on his door. Naturally, Howard was not able to hear the knocks, which made the neighbor more irate.

Howard’s neighbor was a former police officer who had an affinity for collecting guns. His neighbor took a shotgun and decided to really make sure Howard’s racket ceased. Another forceful series of knocking went ignored, and the neighbor kicked the door to Howard’s small apartment in.

The surprised Howard turned and saw his neighbor with the shotgun, and the following incidents seemed to be too fast to process. Howard was taken over by either embarrassment of being caught watching videos or the angry armed man in his front door, and the only decision left to Howard it seemed was to jump out the window of his apartment, The fall from the second story broke Howard’ pelvis. His neighbor called for an ambulance, embarrassed for his outburst.

Porn has become such a massive phenomenon that it has branched into several sub-categories, with each genre of the field garnering its own cult following. “Different strokes for different folks” is the basic pretext when it comes to porn. With a recent survey conducted on people who view porn movies online, it’s hot Asian porn that leads the race with a whopping 63% viewership among the respondents. This popularity of the niche can be attributed to the rise of popular Asian pornstars, like Evelyn Lin, Maria Ozawa and many other Asian or Asian-looking adult film actors.

“Asian porn really captures a sensual atmosphere, even in the less grandiose productions” noted self proclaimed porn expert Edmond Mewes. “Their petite bodies and their cute, fresh looking faces, is the complete anti-thesis of the usual western porn fare. For me personally, the sounds that these Asian actresses make are more than enough to capture more than my attention.”

Trailing behind Asian porn at a distant yet impressive 33% is the ever popular orgy and gang bang genre. While usually separated due to technical definitions (gang bangs usually comprise of one woman and more than one male or vice versa, while orgies or group sex have more than one of each gender) it has been considered that both have just one basic appeal.

“Whether it’s with an Asian girl, American, or European” explained Mewes, “the likelihood of one person having sex with one girl is fairly huge. Orgies however, are the types of things that don’t just happen to anyone, at least not to anyone who isn’t willing to pay for it. It’s the basic stuff of fantasy, like in the times of Caligula.”

The remaining 4% of the respondents have been scattered for other genres, like threesomes, blowjobs, hand jobs, POVs, outdoor sex and Interracial. Interesting point is that bestiality shows up in the survey more than one could expect.

“Bestiality,” said Mewes with a sigh, “is something that no one outwardly would ever admit to, but the fact that several websites exist on the so-called “interspecies erotica” should be a testament that there are any that find this particular niche interesting. That’s all I’ve got to say about that”

The survey that was conducted however, was limited to online porn viewing, and does not include video rentals and downloads.

There’s a new disturbing trend that is hitting the high schools of the country. According to recent polls conducted by a small University in West Virginia, many students now think of appearing in teen porn videos as chic, and a great number of these youth have appeared in said videos, if not aspire to be in them.

“It is rather commonplace for kids to try out new and dangerous things,” noted psychologist Dr. Raphael Rivera, one of the doctors who participated in the said study. “Peer pressure, always plays a big part of that desire, and with the media’s portrayal of certain celebrities who have done similar acts influences the children to be more accommodating to the idea of exposing themselves in such a manner.”

When young actor Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical fame was discovered to have nude pictures of herself and those pictures were leaked into the Internet, it raised quite a commotion, and amazingly enough, the attention received by the young star perhaps have influenced a lot of the teens of today.

“It’s referred to as “fear of isolation”, an inherent reluctance in everyone to be left out or regarded of as different” added Dr. Rivera. “In the process of my research, I have scanned thousands of pictures on Myspace and other similar social networking sites and I have come upon and remarkable number of teens, mostly girls, who post pictures of themselves in various degrees of undress. It is only logical that this trend would escalate to more risky and even more appropriate, risqué behavior, like videos.”

The webcam chat rooms are also littered with young girls who seem to enjoy stripping in front of the webcam. Is this a sign that we are breeding a new generation of exhibitionists?

“While I personally don’t see anything distressing about this situation, I fear for the parents of these young girls, who obviously come from a much simpler time. As a professional dealing with human behavior, the only possible danger I could recognize is the probable cause f this constant need for attention and approval from any one, even strangers” concluded Dr. Rivera.

One can only speculate where things would go from here. With the nation’s youth focusing their energies and such activities, is the future generation doomed to become a bunch of promiscuous individuals whose aspirations can only be fulfilled by the number of people who see them naked?

He’s known worldwide for bringing a world of cheer to children everywhere, with his songs of love and education. This six foot tall marketing tool might be conquering the world of adult films with a series of full length porn videos for the benefit of those who have for the longest time aspired to see a purple dinosaur getting it on.

While no one has confirmed reports on the details of the project, there has been word going around that a major adult film production company is planning to make an epic saga trilogy a la Star Wars and it is rumored to star the icon. While it can be easily dismissed as a joke to throw off the press, the porn industry has not been any shy about displaying its propensity for coming out with the weirdest scenarios and parodies. From cult favorites to timeless cinema classics, no pop culture icon is safe from being turned into sleazy but fun material for the imaginative people of the porn industry. Why would characters from children’s shows be spared?

The aforementioned purple dinosaur, while still not named to be the subject of the rumored project, has been the butt of many jokes in other forms of media, for its overly saccharine quality that somehow children could not detect. The marketing machine pushing this trademarked monster has raked in millions of dollars despite, for many adults, not having a shred of intellectual or entertainment value whatsoever. A little girl who goes exploring or a street full of friendly puppets, even adults think all that is funny and precious. A purple dinosaur with an annoying voice and even more annoying presence? It’s only a wonder that the porn industry had not poked fun at such an obvious a target earlier.

The scale of the project though, and with its more unusual than usual premise, is what’s driving the rumors. Based form initial reactions, this is a project that audiences want to see come to fruition, if nothing else, for the novelty of witnessing how such a feat would be executed. Many are also curious about the backlash of such a project. With the potential of kids (and some less than liberal parents) would accidentally view this under the false assumption of it being the real deal, the ramifications of such a project would be priceless. The media set into a frenzy by a mere porn video would be considered by many as one hell of a publicity stunt.

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