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Hot porn videos have always attracted a different breed of audience. Being a medium that caters to the utterly bizarre, it is not surprising that the industry is in a constant state of evolution. Some people call it degeneracy. But for many porn fans, it’s only a simple process of widening one’s horizons. Many believe that while porn niches tend to be unique to the point that it only has a particular group of fans, it is still difficult not to appreciate such a level of diversity.

However, when it comes to pushing the envelope, amateur porn film maker Raymond Garcia may have finally crossed over and discovered the next step in this sensual evolution. Raymond is a little known porn director from the South who had just inherited a sizeable fortune from his deceased parents who had amassed their wealth from their humble convenience store. When asked what he would do with the money, Garcia replied rather dryly “I’m putting up my own porn production company.”

Initially mistaken by his friends to be drowning in grief and denial, it did not take long for Garcia to display the sincerity of his intentions. A mere month later and The Warrior Poet Porn Company was established, with Garcia plunking down his entire inheritance in hopes that the initial project would make the outfit successful. Many were even more skeptical when his first movie came out with virtually no human sex scenes shown.

The film is entitled “Bumping Uglies”, and it features a bunch of computer generated monsters having sex while rampaging in a populated city. Garcia, who has always been enamored by insects and other creatures mating, believes that the film could very well be the legacy that he leaves. Written and directed by Garcia himself, “Bumping Uglies” is intended to be the ultimate symbolism for the chaos that the modern man has to face.

“I have always felt a kinship with monsters” Garcia revealed. “The movie starts off in a frenzy, as a giant spider terrorizing Omaha is thwarted by a dragon, and the two creatures suddenly start copulating. The sheer absurdness of it all causes all of the monsters in the world, buried deep within the Earth’s core, to rise up and join in. It’s a drama.”

“Bumping Uglies” should finish production once Garcia decides to stop pleasuring himself in the editing bay.

One of the things people are constantly talking about these days is the highly popular television show “Glee”. With their entertaining renditions of several pop songs, its not difficult to figure out why. However, people from the shemale porn community are not going to let a bunch of High School Musical rejects steal their thunder. A musical is in the works for everyone’s favorite shemale porn actors, and it promises to be as mind blowing as any other musical ever made. Perhaps even more considering the amount of talent rumored to be involved in the project.

Of course, all the songs will be altered to suit the taste of the loyal porn fans, and the producers promise that they will not sacrifice the quality of the sex scenes in favor of the elaborate musical numbers. Tentatively titled “Tits, Bangers and Mash”, the project has been receiving a lot of favorable comments within the industry. Porn critic Larry Orlane had nothing but good things to say. “What they’re doing is nothing but admirable. A musical shemale porn movie is something that this industry needs to keep with the other forms of entertainment out there that are definitely stealing away some of the attention that should rightfully be devoted to porn. And if there’s anyone who can pull this off, it’s these awesome shemales.”

The movie also promises that some of their favorite shemale related songs will be used to get the audience truly into the spirit of things. From Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” to a lady-less rendition of “Lady Marmalade”, the movie hopes to be at par with several gay related musicals, like “Rent”.

The critic continues with his premature assessment. “I truly believe that this will be the best thing in porn since the award winning ‘Pirates’. It is the porn event of the year, at the very least. I definitely will be among the first to pick it up once it’s out.”

“Tits, Bangers and Mash” will be set in an imaginary world wherein people can only have orgasms if they have sex while singing out loud. Contrived as the plot may be, many people are interested to see how a shemale sex scene would look while the stars that are doing the sex scene are simultaneously singing and dancing. With the current slant towards the musical genre, “Tits, Bangers and Mash” is definitely a can’t lose revolutionary project.

My name is Earnest, and I have a weird relationship with my porn. Let me start off by establishing that I am not a pervert. I enjoy porn in what I believe to be the adequate amount people should be enjoying porn. But, my porn collection has taken a life of its own, and my perception of that box of DVDs in the closet has changed forever.

I just turned thirty last week. While other people my age have mostly either celebrated or mourned their thirtieth day of birth with important loved ones, I went another direction. I broke convention, opting to stay in my apartment, alone, with nothing but the sounds of the city to accompany me. The perils of dating, falling in love with, and getting dumped by a porn star I guess.

She was an aspiring actress trying to make it big, and I was a guy that was too stupid to get out of the way. I met her during one of my early attempts at amateur adult film making. The moment she walked into my “studio”, which just happens to be my empty apartment, I knew there was something special about her. She was different from the other girls who just wanted to score some blow money. She was one of those girls who you knew for a fact was destined to shine brighter than the rest of us. She had a little Hepburn in her, and even while I was shooting her doing a lesbian sex scene with some crack whore I couldn’t even remember, her image never diminished in my mind.

We lived together for five years. Those were the good years. Of course, I still kept making her movies. But I never let another man touch her. I wanted to contain her in my world, and tried my best to replicate a glamorous life that she so richly deserved. But my meager efforts failed to provide her that.

So I sit now, debating internally as to whether or not I should watch that box full of porn or just throw it all away. The day she walked out on me for greener pastures I wanted to burn all those videos of her, but I couldn’t bring myself to. It remains my only connection to her. I keep freezing to the shot of her staring deep into my camera, with her Hepburn like eyes, speaking to me more than her mouth ever did.