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In a classic case of having too much guts and too little brains, a man in Edmonton discovers that the human mind truly is fragile. After being dared by his friends to watch all the videos posted on popular porn streaming site you porn in a row, this ordinary man from Edmonton suffered serious mental damage. As most are aware, the aforementioned site is an extremely popular video streaming site that features exclusively pornographic movies. A parody of the popular mainstream site you tube, you porn boasts a library of porn containing thousands of hours of video footage.

The dare that made the man from Edmonton go through the current ordeal he’s facing was born out of a debate as to whether or not there is a limit on how much porn a person could watch. The man from Edmonton, reported to have severe issues regarding his sexuality, was standing up for the misconception that masculinity is defined by sexual appetite, and was pushing his point that a real man can watch never watch too much porn. The man, whose blatant chauvinistic and absent minded ways have rubbed every single friend he has the wrong way at some point or another, was then dared to prove his statement.

He then boldly stated that he will prove it in any way that would silence what he viewed as overly critical friends challenging his manhood. He was then dared to watch every single video on you porn, a challenge he gladly accepted. According to initial statements, the man was enjoying the dare for the best of three days, and then he started to crack. He has been reported making odd phone calls to random people, ranting and raving about the ugliness of society as a whole. He has stopped eating, informing his friends through text messaging that everything he ingested felt like he was swallowing semen. He drank less and less amounts of water and other fluids, and has totally neglected sleep.

One of his closer friends started to worry, and visited him at his home. He witnessed a site he would never forget. The man from Edmonton was naked and wrapped only in what used to be his curtains. The you porn videos were still blaring from his computer. He was writing the words “never too much porn” with his own feces on the walls of his nearly empty apartment. He was then turned over to a mental institution.

Watching porn movies has a lot of different effects to the viewer. Mostly it’s a stimulant, upon viewing you get caught up in the action that’s taking place in your screen. You wonder why shit like that never happened to you. A man from Hoboken uses the medium to create something different. He makes murals and portraits while viewing pornographic movies. The man, William, admits that porn movies have been his muse.

“It started when I was in college, or a little after that.” William admits. “It was hard to be a struggling artist in the big city. I don’t know how many odd jobs I held as I strove to make a living with my art. But I had gone to a dry spell. Nothing inspired me. My brush lay flaccid in my hand a lot, missing his muse.”

William claims that he had in his youth, never had any trouble with producing works of art. And with his mind cluttered with practical concerns William had opted to use that for a nice sketch comedy show or skit, perhaps even an angsty independent comic. Frustrated, he put on a porn movie in the VCR hoping he could at the very least work some of his stress off. What happened was something totally unexpected and something William absolutely loved.

While many would use different kind sof strokes while watching adult movies, William only had one, and that is the stroke of the brush. While viewing the said video, William found himself unnecessarily doodling. Once a particular scene was over, William realized that his doodle was one of the better doodles he had ever done. He tried experimenting, painting on canvas as he watched. What resulted was one of his critical successes, and financial, at the time.

“It was like magic you know, it was like someone was guiding my hand when those movies are playing. And it wasn’t ike my paintings took on a pornographic form. From some reason sex was the last thing on my mind while watching pornographic material.”

Indeed, William’s work rarely even includes the human form. From abstract impressionism to towering tributes to structures like the Great Wall of China, William creates art that was totally irrelevant to porn. “I must say, I love it. If I had known would have such an effect on me and my art, I would have been painting while watching since I was 16.”