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Is The Era Of Adult Videos Over?

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

Television, the raw and edgy kind that is showcased these days, has been drawing the life out of our beloved adult videos. It started with HBO, when they liberalized their programming with original productions that freely expressed sex and violence. The popularity of shows like The Sopranos, Sex and the City and Entourage have inspired many pretenders to the throne. Some may even prove to be superior to the predecessor. But, in this war for ratings, perhaps a totally unrelated industry has become a silent casualty.

The adult industry is faced with this new competition now. We now have programs that have full frontal nudity and continuous simulated sex acts that are set off by superior storylines and the sort of acting prowess that only porn stars only have wet dreams about. How could porn possibly compete with shows that are not only entertaining, but are also enough to get the audience to pleasure themselves? These shows have become a complete package. Television programming grew over the decades, and porn productions mostly remain to be the one note joke that it always has been, oft relying on shock and novelty to keep viewers watching. The problem is, shock and novelty is hard to come by when every individual has access to sex, violence, dirty language and all things once considered taboo on television, even on cable.

Indeed, there is trouble brewing in the future of porn, and the sad thing about it is that porn does not seem to be putting up much of a fight to alleviate their impending death. Will the producers of adult films, jaded as they are in their comfortable state at the top of the porn food chain, even notice the threat that is on the horizon? The enemy is the idiot box, and the enemy is a pretty crafty one. TV is going to be like a ninja that is going to swoop in deep into porn territory and slit the throat of the entire industry before it even notices the danger. The only way to keep up is to actually try to keep up.

With the porn industry’s resources, there is no excuse to put up a much harder fight that they are displaying right now. It’s a basic supply and demand issue, the problem is the producers of the porn industry is not taking seriously the fact that someone else is slowly and surely supplying the demands of the industry’s audience. The sound of the death knell resonates.

Task Force of Porn Models To Deal With Porn Crimes

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Justice is best served cold by people who just happen to be hot. A renegade task force of crime fighters have assembled to fight the porn crimes that plague the industry. Composed exclusively of porn models, this unit is created to fight all those that threaten the peace and the noble craft of adult filmaking. The team is comprised of seven porn stars who each have a special skill to contribute in the fight against porn crime.

Many people would wonder what sort of crime happens within the supposedly happy go lucky porn set. What people fail to realize is that like the rest of the world, the porn set is abundant with dangers and suspicious characters. There are peeping toms that are always lurking around to invade the privacy of our porn stars. There are people who wish to steal bootlegs for a quick buck. And then there are perverts who steal used panties and other used porn set paraphernalia.

While the identities of these crime fighters remain secret for the safety of their loved ones, they have made it public that they will not show any remorse when apprehending and stopping felons. “There was a time when I would feel uncomfortable whenever I’m in a porn set” said porn star Tina Jizzguzzlerwitz. “I used to always be a nervous wreck whenever I walk in a porn set because of the knowledge that there troublemakers who are looking to take advantage. But when I heard of these vigilantes, no, when I heard of these heroes, I now come to work with confidence.”

The normal M.O. for these crime fighters is to catch their bad guy, tie him or her up and leave the criminal with a ball gag in the mouth and a strap on up the ass for all the world to see. This has been their calling card ever since catching their first criminal, the pervert named Trevor Von Hooverstamp. Hooverstamp claims he cannot identify his assailants. His eyes were fixed on their huge boobs and hanging dicks. It was learned that Von Hooverstamp was caught sneaking in at a closed shoot.

“And I would have gotten away too, if it wasn’’t for those meddling porn stars!”

Are Video Porn Games the Next Step Of The Future?

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Sexually-themed video games have been around since the time of Atari, and with advancements in technology, these games are getting more and more realistic. It is now believed that video games are the next step in the evolution of video porn.

Porn expert Rafael Rivera agrees with this statement wholeheartedly. “The main purpose of porn is to primarily fulfill our fantasies. We want to be in the position of and actually do the things that the porn stars are doing on video. It has been a long time misconception that voyeurism, or merely watching these videos are the closest we’ll ever get to participate in one’s fantasy. That will not be the case anymore.”

With mainstream games like Grand Theft Auto and God of War featuring mini-games that allow you to control a character’s actions during coitus, the once underground genre of sex video games are about to rise. “I have always believed it was inevitable” adds Rivera. “I just never thought that I was going to live to see it.”

Rivera is a literature major whose main focus of study has been porn and all its aspects. He has also taken special interest in sex video games ever since discovering and conquering the popular online Flash game Orgasm Girl. “I have never felt a deeper enjoyment while watching porn than I did during the time I was playing Orgasm Girl consistently. It was indeed nearly as good as the real thing, and in some instances even better. Hell, I wish I was that adept at making a woman cum.”

Rivera has coined the phrase “simulation is stimulation” as he’s constantly on the look out for games that would provide him a nearly “real” experience. “There’s nothing better than a game that makes you feel that you’re really there. And it’s not just about lust. It’s something to do with a person’s primal yet unreleased instincts. I think that’s why Grand Theft Auto is so enjoyable. You get to have sex, shoot cops, blow stuff up, all that. Those are things we’ve all wanted to do at one point or another. The game somehow makes it a reality, and takes away the consequences that usually follow such acts. Fulfillment without responsibility, that’s a package that’s better than drugs.”

If this is indeed the beginning of a new age in porn, will there still be a place for porn stars? “I hope so” Rivera said grimly. “But I doubt it.”

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