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Of all the things one can use against irritatingly loud neighbors, no one would have ever expected to employ the aid of best porn videos. But that’s exactly what Sherman did last weekend when he finally had enough of his neighbor’s incessant noise-making.

Sherman is a guy who lives alone and is perfectly happy about it. Working in a very fast paced job all week, Sherman craves the escape only his weekends could provide him. All he needed to do was stay in for two straight days, watch TV and just relax, and Sherman would not only be happy, but fully prepared to deal with what the outside world had to offer him in the coming week. For several months Sherman had been enjoying this solitude, until a week ago when the new neighbors moved in.

Since his old neighbor died, Sherman had been worrying about how the inevitable new neighbors would affect his way of life. When the new neighbors finally did show up, Sherman’s worst nightmares had been realized. The new neighbors were a page right out of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They were rednecks to a superlative degree, but instead of the murderous kind, these were the overly friendly types.

They never left Sherman alone, and his ideal weekends were shattered by the family next door’s constant chatter. Scathing country music blared from their stereos all day, and their grooming habits were the exact opposite of Sherman’s. Sherman has tried to be reasonable and understanding, priding himself as being a tolerant and intellectual being. But being human, he had limitations. His neighbors went beyond those limitations one fateful Saturday night when the rowdy family had taken to drinking too many beers. Sherman knew at that point that they were not human. They were not like him. They were a cancer that threatens his very way of life.

So, he lured them to their home, with the promise of a box of porn videos that he needed disposing. They were eager to help. Free porn was something that this family would never turn down. Sherman was sure of it. Their degeneracy knew no bounds. He told them they were all in the basement. The rowdy neighbors entered. Sherman smiled a satisfied smile, and the neighbors were never heard from again.

Sherman spent the entire Sunday cleaning up happily, knowing that the following weekend would be an extreme improvement.

When it comes to hot porn action, many people focus on the hot porn and sometimes neglect to notice the action. We sat down with Nigel McWolfe, a world renowned fight coordinator and choreographer for many of the best porn videos of all time. He’s here to talk about the many dazzling stories of his career. McWolfe has been doing fight choreography for most of his life, before retiring at the young age of 35 to pursue other endeavors, like writing.

“It has been a wild, amazing ride for me” exclaims McWolfe with nearly a teary eyed expression. “I feel like I’ve really established myself in the porn industry. I’m very thankful for the last several years, for being just part of the business in that capacity.”

McWolfe is a former stuntman that went into fight choreography after a near fatal accident. His first few gigs were for some low budget action movies. During one of these jobs, he was approached by the lead actor, who actually does some porn work on the side, and offered McWolfe a stint at a porno he was doing. At first McWolfe was reluctant, but he soon fell in love with the usiness and decided to stay.

“At first I didn’t think that there’d be enough jobs for me, but I was obviously wrong. Like most people, I didn’t appreciate the other aspects of the porn industry, and I didn’t even know that any of them had any fight scenes. Now, I tell everyone I meet that the best porn videos have awesome fight scenes!” McWolfe’s body of work is not a fancy as some of his Hollywood counterparts, but McWolfe had learned to do the best with a smaller budget. “If the director knows what he’s doing, then I wouldn’t have to worry. And I’m proud to say that I’ve worked with the best directors ever, and I noticed that none of them are doing mainstream movies!”

McWolfe has just finished writing his memoirs, and he’s hoping to get it published. He says it contains many amazing stories about the porn industry as well as some of the celebrities he has had the pleasure of working with, as a stuntman and as a choreographer. While still looking for a publisher, McWolfe has already wasted no time trying to promote the book. “My life is full of anecdotes, and I’m sure that anyone would find my memoirs a great read.”

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