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A local Canadian celebrity who has been suffering from obscurity is about to make a huge debut on amateur pay per view porn. Trent Luborsky is a teen actor from the early Nineties whose name is mentioned in the same breath as such luminaries like Corey Haim, Pauly Shore and many others. He was made popular in a Canadian sitcom “What’s Up, Eh?” before melting the hearts of many Canadian teens in his role in the teen drama series “Manitoba Dreams”. It was playing the role of Casey, a rebellious teen with great hair and trademark acid washed jeans, that propelled Trent it local super-stardom.

However, as is the case with most young stars, life in the fast lane was too much for Trent. After riding the wave of massive local popularity, Trent was not able to transition into other roles once the show was canceled. This caused Trent severe depression, which he tried to fight using the wrong methods. Within two years after “Manitoba Dreams” was canceled, Trent had officially hit rock bottom.

Now, nearly twenty years after his career was nearly flushed down the toilet, Trent has found a way to get himself in the spotlight once more. He is now promoting an adult sex video which he would only put up on the Internet on pay per view. Trent believes that this will be the ultimate tribute to his loyal fans.

The movie is called “Manitoba Screams”, which will feature the failed actor once again in his trademark jeans. Of course, it would be a safe assumption that Trent will not be wearing those jeans for the majority of the movie.

“This is my way of giving back to my fans” said the actor who was questionably sober. “This movie will feature me showing a side of myself that I never got to show while I was on TV. Except maybe to the handful of extras and make up artists that I’ve banged on the set.”

As an added treat to fans of the locally syndicated show, Trent claims that there will be more than a few surprise cameos from the original cast of the once beloved show. “Yup, this one’s for all those loyal fans who never forgot how awesome it was back in the nineties! TV shows today just suck, eh?

While the WWE puts out monthly pay per view shows, it boasts four top PPVs a year. The annual 30 man spectacle the Royal Rumble, the granddaddy of them all, Wrestlemania, Summerslam, and the upcoming Survivor Series. The yearly Thanksgiving tradition for all wrestling fans though has been labeled by many mat watchers as an amateur pay per view. The world’s top wrestling federation, despite being an international entertainment powerhouse, has been suffering somewhat of a creative drought over the past few years. The decline of this once innovative company has been attributed to the loss of two of its biggest stars, Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, and the rise of lesser caliber stars like John Cena.

This year’s Survivor Series offers two triple threat world title main event matches from Raw and Smackdown. Many have cried foul over this decision to put both brands’ world titles in the same kind of match, claiming that finally the WWE has run out of ideas. To those who are not inclined to this branch of sports entertainment, a triple threat match is when three wrestlers fight at the same time and the first person who pins any of his opponents or makes him tap out wins. The WWE’s top two shows, Raw and Smackdown, each have a world champion. These titles are defended usually in high profile matches in the monthly PPVs. The storylines for each title usually has a certain unique characteristic, and usually each brand stays away from what the other is doing.

This year, however, both titles are to be defended in the same type of match in one night much to the chagrin of long time fans. “It’s a very silly way of doing things. The triple threat match is one of the most exciting matches in wrestling, but to have two in one night? There’s no way that they could pull it off properly.”

A representative of the WWE however, countered these complaints. “Look at the card. In one match, you have the Undertaker defending the world heavyweight title against the world’s largest athlete, the Big Show and perhaps the best wrestler in the business today, Chris Jericho. In another, John Cena, who may be limited athletically but can deliver an entertaining match, defends his WWE title against both members of Degeneration X, Triple H and Shawn Michaels. You have at least two future hall of famers in each match!”

Fans will have to catch the Survivor Series to find out if these critics are once again wrong.