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So here I am minding my own business when it finally strikes me that I don’t think I know a single responsible adult. NONE, not a one. Sure in theory most of my friends and family are responsible for their actions, but it usually takes place in an aftermath type of scenario. my Brother-in-law is fond of saying act now, beg forgiveness later. He says this when he talks about work and me being more proactive and not waiting around for everybody else, but still this sentence struck me. I completely agree with living a proactive life and I can see that when it comes to certain situations, except when it comes to sex. If you do something that is gonna require you to apologize later something was not clearly discussed enough beforehand. My main beef really is with myself and my lack of condom protection. How silly of me to think that guys would actually have one on hand for such times as one night stands. The best is when they are all, I’m not like this, I don’t move that fast, I don’t want to come off to strong carrying a condom. WHATEVER! Please I’m 30 and think about sex constantly, and more when my play pool has dried up, and supposedly guys think about sex more then the average woman. So they would have to think about it as much as I do right? So if they think about it SOOOOO much why is it hard for them to have a straight forward conversation about the consequences of what is about to take place between two people. I’m sorry but if you are in a relationship and want to carry on a long term play time with me you need to disclose that. If you have an STD or had one please disclose that, so I can be sure to have a condom. This goes for women too. Why are we so scarred to talk. I can talk all day long about nothing and everything but when it is time to play I only ask that you be up front with me. Because really if you are that horny and in a relationship go be with your significant other, be romantic you might be surprised!

Back in the Eighties and early Nineties, guys giving out mix tapes to their girlfriends are all the rage. Some of the cheesier individuals still practice the seemingly archaic mating ritual. Nowadays people would burn a CD or even just exchange songs from their iPods. A lot of A-listers smooth things over with their significant others by giving each other DVD’s of their adult sex videos.

It has become common practice for couples to videotape themselves during coitus. This is one of the biggest benefits that came with the advancements of home video technology. And now that the reproduction of said videos is as easy as making them, many people have used their computers to edit their most intimate moments and turn them into an ideal anniversary gift. One B-level celebrity, who had requested anonymity, revealed this new gift giving idea. “It’s a great way to celebrate your love and affection for each other. Those are your private moments. It’s the one thing that only you and he can have, so why not immortalize it in video? Making a porn mix tape is just a splendid way of recounting all the good and bad times.”

The news of this recent discovery created a bit of a stir. Entertainment journalists now got their game faces on and their panties in a twist rabidly searching for any wayward sex videos they could get their hands on. “I don’t doubt for a second that those leeches can manage to get their hands on something that personal” commented an anonymous celebrity. “But I do hope they refrain from invading people’s privacy. Respect from the paparazzi is something that no amount of appeal to their sense of decency would bring about, but one can hope. I mean, these mix tapes aren’t your run of the mill sex videos, you know. These are two people celebrating their love, albeit in a non-conventional way.”

When asked about the most famous couples that she knows for a fact give each other these types of videos, the anonymous celebrity just cracked a smile.” Honey, you really have no idea, do you? Everyone does it! I wouldn’t be surprised if anyone who has access to equipment neglect to do it. What’s the point, right? It’s like having a webcam chat and you’re not naked.”