He used to be an avid viewer of adult porn videos, but now a man in Atlanta claims to prefer watching insects to turn him on. Raymond Garcia, a 27 year old unemployed writer discovered the undeniable sensual effect insects have on him after he caught a grasshopper in his backyard. Placing the grasshopper inside a glass jar, Raymond suddenly became enchanted with the sight of the creature. He ended up staring at the grasshopper for a several seconds, and was surprised to know that he was suddenly developing an erection.
Raymond claims that the reaction was not any symptoms of dementia. “It was just the grace with which it moved, it reminded me of the fluid motions the human bodies make while fornicating.”
It was not long until Garcia completely immersed himself in this new passion, collecting bugs and encasing them in glass in one of the rooms in his two bedroom apartment. He calls this room the “erotic hive”, where he would spend a few minutes each day admiring the critters. He also did this t get him in the mood whenever he was fortunate enough to get a date to come home with him. He even considered putting some of them inside his room, but decided against it. Not many of his partners shared his passion for insects.
“I once placed a jar of centipedes by my bed during one date that was supposed to be going well. My lady friend however lost any desire after seeing it. I think she thought I was a serial killer or something, and left.” Raymond remains undaunted, however, and continues to capture and care for the insects that he finds so scintillating.
He has even tried looking for a perfect insect loving partner through online dating sites, which turned out to be another fruitless endeavor. “I really don’t get what the big deal is. These are beautiful creatures, and they fill me with nothing but thoughts of desire. Not towards the insects, of course, but the glory of the diversity of living creatures.”
Garcia’s family finds this particular new hobby of Raymond a tad unsettling, but has decided to accept it. “My son is a special boy, always has been” said his mother. “If he finds happiness in such an activity, I would support him. Right now, my primary concern is that he finds a job and straightens his life out. Other than that, I don’t particularly care if he likes insects so much.”
