Since the 1930s, Superman has been the foundation wherein the entire superhero medium has been built. Created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster, Superman has been the most recognizable superhero of all time, and one of the most accepted archetypes of good in contemporary culture. However, there is buzz that the creation of Superman may have been the cause of hot porn movies.
Granted, the standards for hot porn during the time of Superman’s literary inception may have been tame by standards, but there are a lot of parallelisms to the aforementioned character and the adult film craft that are still very apparent up to this day.
Having escaped a dying world, a super powered baby from Krypton crash landed in a small farm town to be raised by the noble Jonathan and Martha Kent, who instilled in the child a sense of virtue that would make him grow up to be the World’s greatest superhero. The image of a “superman” speaks extreme virility. His demeanor as the timid Clark Kent is an obvious symbolism for a flaccid penis, and during important times, he toughens up and becomes Superman, possessing strength and near invulnerability. That sounds very much like a boner.
Notice how Clark strips off his outer clothing when he springs into action? It is reminiscent of a man getting naked so he could perform acts of superhuman feats. In the universally accepted canon, Superman’s first encounter with his love interest, the plucky reporter named Lois Lane, takes place when Lois falls off a helicopter only to be caught by the muscular flying man who whisks her off to a safe, private spot. It’s very similar to the premise of numerous porn movies.
Superman’s arch nemesis is the prematurely bald Lex Luthor, a man without powers, but compensates with his superior intellect and vast financial resources. It’s a perfect symbolism for an impotent man covering up his shortcomings. And what happens to Superman whenever Luthor flashes his only weakness, the glowing green meteorite known as Kryptonite? He doubles over, like a shriveled up dong.
Popular images of Superman depict him breaking out of chains using his sheer strength, the way penises usually bulge out of underwear. He does so usually when Lois Lane is in a state of “peril”. When Lois is in need, Superman is always ready for action. Hell, the original comic book he appeared in is entitled “Action Comics”.
So, to summarize, Superman is a dick.
