Hey wait a minute. Maybe I have been going about this all wrong. Why am I looking for new shit when the amateur thing really isn’t for me. I mean hooray for you and trying new things, but I don’t want to see. In the time of porn parody and amateur content I’ve been feeling overwhelmed and under sexed. maybe I need to look back to the classics or hell for over the money and just go buy a porn movie! I haven’t been inside an adult store for like ever and a day! I think I have found my cure for the sex sites blues and it is the adult store baby! Woot! Crap, that means I have to leave my house!

Wow, what was I originally talking about? Oh right adult materials. So anyways I like latex and fishnets and I guess more of the “alt” look. I like the way some dominatrix’s dress even though that is not my sexual lifestyle choice. It makes me feel sexy and confident! So I was saying earlier how I wanted to start dressing the bigger beautiful me right? Right! I went out on the web to try and find some sexy lingerie and I specifically Googled Fishnet or Latex for BBW and I got a bunch of BBW porn instead! Not what I was looking for since I can’t buy the clothes off the girls, though I can buy the porn the clothes were in. Well since porn was what I got I decided to check a few of them out. Might as well see what others look like in these types of clothes before I waste my money on them.

Adult films just sounds so outdated to me. To hear someone say it out loud porn is the furthest thing from my mind. I start to think of old black and white films that were made for adults to enjoy something like Casablanca or a techno colored Gone With the Wind. Though Growing up I knew a lot of people at every age enjoyed those movies so ok horrible examples, but I hope you see where I’m going with this. Maybe you don’t and quit possibly I have lost track where I was going with this too. How did this rant get started anyways? Oh that’s right. I heard someone refer to porn as adult films and thought it was funny to hear. There were no children around and it’s not like kids wouldn’t know what they were talking about anyways. I mean is porn so hard to say? I know I turn a little red in the cheeks when I say it but I turn red when I say anything. Porn isn’t a naughty word and shouldn’t be given the power of a naughty word. There should be no shame in saying it or enjoying it and I guess this is were I was trying to go. It just took awhile to get there.

The adult industry is faced with this new competition now. We now have programs that have full frontal nudity and continuous simulated sex acts that are set off by superior storylines and the sort of acting prowess that only porn stars only have wet dreams about. How could porn possibly compete with shows that are not only entertaining, but are also enough to get the audience to pleasure themselves? These shows have become a complete package. Television programming grew over the decades, and porn productions mostly remain to be the one note joke that it always has been, oft relying on shock and novelty to keep viewers watching. The problem is, shock and novelty is hard to come by when every individual has access to sex, violence, dirty language and all things once considered taboo on television, even on cable.

Indeed, there is trouble brewing in the future of porn, and the sad thing about it is that porn does not seem to be putting up much of a fight to alleviate their impending death. Will the producers of adult films, jaded as they are in their comfortable state at the top of the porn food chain, even notice the threat that is on the horizon? The enemy is the idiot box, and the enemy is a pretty crafty one. TV is going to be like a ninja that is going to swoop in deep into porn territory and slit the throat of the entire industry before it even notices the danger. The only way to keep up is to actually try to keep up.

With the porn industry’s resources, there is no excuse to put up a much harder fight that they are displaying right now. It’s a basic supply and demand issue, the problem is the producers of the porn industry is not taking seriously the fact that someone else is slowly and surely supplying the demands of the industry’s audience. The sound of the death knell resonates.

Sherman is a guy who lives alone and is perfectly happy about it. Working in a very fast paced job all week, Sherman craves the escape only his weekends could provide him. All he needed to do was stay in for two straight days, watch TV and just relax, and Sherman would not only be happy, but fully prepared to deal with what the outside world had to offer him in the coming week. For several months Sherman had been enjoying this solitude, until a week ago when the new neighbors moved in.

Since his old neighbor died, Sherman had been worrying about how the inevitable new neighbors would affect his way of life. When the new neighbors finally did show up, Sherman’s worst nightmares had been realized. The new neighbors were a page right out of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They were rednecks to a superlative degree, but instead of the murderous kind, these were the overly friendly types.

They never left Sherman alone, and his ideal weekends were shattered by the family next door’s constant chatter. Scathing country music blared from their stereos all day, and their grooming habits were the exact opposite of Sherman’s. Sherman has tried to be reasonable and understanding, priding himself as being a tolerant and intellectual being. But being human, he had limitations. His neighbors went beyond those limitations one fateful Saturday night when the rowdy family had taken to drinking too many beers. Sherman knew at that point that they were not human. They were not like him. They were a cancer that threatens his very way of life.

So, he lured them to their home, with the promise of a box of porn videos that he needed disposing. They were eager to help. Free porn was something that this family would never turn down. Sherman was sure of it. Their degeneracy knew no bounds. He told them they were all in the basement. The rowdy neighbors entered. Sherman smiled a satisfied smile, and the neighbors were never heard from again.

Sherman spent the entire Sunday cleaning up happily, knowing that the following weekend would be an extreme improvement.

In his many tirades against all porn sites on the Internet, the Cleanser has yet to reveal any details as to how he would go about destroying the porn sites of the world, but he has given out implicit details as to why. While maintaining to conceal his identity, the Cleanser has made in it known that his quest to rid the world of its porn sites is not motivated by any moral purpose or inclination, but his hate is fueled only by the thought of exacting revenge. According to him, he once had a loving family, until the insurgence of adult video sites in his life have caused him to lose the love of his wife and the respect5 of his children. The Cleanser wants it known that he will not stop until he has made the world a better, safer and cleaner place for all families across the globe.

A task force is being formed to stop the Cleanser’s insidious plans. Heading the task force is prominent pro-porn cop Harry Brunswick, who is intent on stopping the Cleanser’s mad scheme at any cost. “It is our department’s opinion that this Cleanser fellow is someone who is truly capable when it comes to computers and hacking, as no one can’t seem to track down his whereabouts using the computer despite the frequency of his threatening messages. We do have the best people looking into the matter, and the porn industry has lent a hand by hiring members of the private sector, the best that money can buy. We will nail this creep, even if it is the very last thing I do.

The Cleanser knows firsthand about the threat the task force poses on his plans. He claims that tipping their hand this early is a mistake. According to one of his cryptic messages, “there is nothing Brunswick and the rest of his clowns can stop me. My revenge is not a threat, but an inevitability. I will end porn sites, and it is only a matter of time.”