Nigel Klaus is an independent filmmaker who believes that he has the key in creating the best sex video of all time. Klaus has been studying the adult film medium for a long time and has reviewed countless of hours of amateur sex tapes and believes that he can indeed revolutionize sex videos.
Klaus is one of those individuals who feels that he is gifted. At the age of eight, Klaus began experimenting with his parents’ video camera, and making short experimental videos. By the time that he was in high school Klaus has been winning awards from local talent shows in his native country of Austria. Of course, his movies were too much for people whose talents were limited to tossing hay at great distances and playing the accordion very poorly. At the age of 21, Klaus had dropped out of film school due to personal reasons and have then since given up film making of any sort.
Klaus had been making a living as a quality control assistant in a local canned goods factory. He has been living alone and had spent most of his personal time watching porn videos. It was at this point that slowly, the film bug had once again bitten Klaus. He is now making a tremendous amount of noise about making the greatest sex video of all time.
“I know what everybody is thinking” said Klaus through an interpreter. “How would some no name, no credibility amateur going to break the boundaries and reach the high standards of sex videos? I would do it because I am Nigel Klaus! I know what I can accomplish! I’ve been making movies since I was eight years old! No one can deny me!”
Not surprisingly, many members of the film making community have pretty much ignored Nigel’s announcement. A producer of independent movies was asked to comment about the matter, but the producer had very few words to say. ”I don’t know who this Klaus is, and I don’t care. Porn is porn. Let him do whatever he wants.”
Klaus only scoffs at this comment. He believes that this is but a product of everyone’s narrow-mindedness. “They see a sex video and only see two people fucking. I on the other hand, see potential for greatness. I will open up the minds of everyone, whether they like it or not.”
