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Best Porn Videos Used Against Annoying Neighbors.

Of all the things one can use against irritatingly loud neighbors, no one would have ever expected to employ the aid of best porn videos. But that’s exactly what Sherman did last weekend when he finally had enough of his neighbor’s incessant noise-making.

Sherman is a guy who lives alone and is perfectly happy about it. Working in a very fast paced job all week, Sherman craves the escape only his weekends could provide him. All he needed to do was stay in for two straight days, watch TV and just relax, and Sherman would not only be happy, but fully prepared to deal with what the outside world had to offer him in the coming week. For several months Sherman had been enjoying this solitude, until a week ago when the new neighbors moved in.

Since his old neighbor died, Sherman had been worrying about how the inevitable new neighbors would affect his way of life. When the new neighbors finally did show up, Sherman’s worst nightmares had been realized. The new neighbors were a page right out of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They were rednecks to a superlative degree, but instead of the murderous kind, these were the overly friendly types.

They never left Sherman alone, and his ideal weekends were shattered by the family next door’s constant chatter. Scathing country music blared from their stereos all day, and their grooming habits were the exact opposite of Sherman’s. Sherman has tried to be reasonable and understanding, priding himself as being a tolerant and intellectual being. But being human, he had limitations. His neighbors went beyond those limitations one fateful Saturday night when the rowdy family had taken to drinking too many beers. Sherman knew at that point that they were not human. They were not like him. They were a cancer that threatens his very way of life.

So, he lured them to their home, with the promise of a box of porn videos that he needed disposing. They were eager to help. Free porn was something that this family would never turn down. Sherman was sure of it. Their degeneracy knew no bounds. He told them they were all in the basement. The rowdy neighbors entered. Sherman smiled a satisfied smile, and the neighbors were never heard from again.

Sherman spent the entire Sunday cleaning up happily, knowing that the following weekend would be an extreme improvement.

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