I got the blues, I got the seen this same shit day in and day out blues! Really I’m just so blase about all the ‘Porn Content” out on the web. Trying to find my niche in the world of online adult sex sites has not been an easy undertaking. Some sites I come across I’m like woohoo this could very well be my “thing” yes! But then it seems that the sites are either WAY over priced or just have the exact same content I seen on another site that was free or cheaper. The worst is when I come across a site and get that tingling sensation that I have found the promise land to unlock all my inhibitions, the description of the site has all of the wonderment and amazement that I have been seeking. Then I go to the site and think what the hell, this needs a warning not an endorsement. Stupid freelance writers who took WAY to much creativity freedom with their writing style. So their attempt to sell backfired when instead I clicked to run screaming from the page. HAHA! So where can a girl go to cure these blues, to find fresh content that will amaze and excite my libido.
Hey wait a minute. Maybe I have been going about this all wrong. Why am I looking for new shit when the amateur thing really isn’t for me. I mean hooray for you and trying new things, but I don’t want to see. In the time of porn parody and amateur content I’ve been feeling overwhelmed and under sexed. maybe I need to look back to the classics or hell for over the money and just go buy a porn movie! I haven’t been inside an adult store for like ever and a day! I think I have found my cure for the sex sites blues and it is the adult store baby! Woot! Crap, that means I have to leave my house!
