DULUTH, GEORGIA – “Why would she ever do an adult porn video?” says a disbelieving close friend, Gwyneth Palltrowe, “it is against her religion! This is an outrage!”
In what may be a shocking turn of events, Madonna Louise DeLucci — a karaoke bar owner in Duluth, Georgia has caused a furor in her neighborhood when her adult video porn was released yesterday in the local adult shop.
The adult video in question was the “Merry MILFs of America”, a hardcore porn movie that showcases “beautiful women of a certain age doing the nasty”. Madonna was plucked from a list of attractive middle-aged women voted by the online community of Facebook. The porn video was produced and distributed by Vivid Entertainment, a Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company. The company also spearheaded the search on Facebook. The DVD is currently selling briskly around the United States and can be downloaded in the Vivid Entertainment website.
In her scene, Madonna has sex with twenty year old porn star, Jesus Lutz, with veteran pornstar Ron Jeremy, while singing Eighties favorites in a sing-a-long bar. She reportedly had a boa constrictor perform oral sex on her using its long forked tongue and was unharmed. It was reported that she did not shoot the porn in her bar. The production was in a set in Sausalito, California.
The community acted negatively to the once Miss Spring Maiden Of Georgia 1974. Friends and family were concerned whether Madonna was in a proper state of mind or was coerced by a third party to perform int the video porn shoot. “She has never acted so brazenly before,” says neighbor Sandra Bernhardt, “she was a Christian woman and even though she’s joined a heathen cult, I know Madonna was sensible and would not mix with shady folks!”
The townspeople of her hometown of Duluth was going to confiscate available copies of “Merry MILFs of America” and have it publicly burned in the front lawn of the woman’s residence.
Madonna DeLucci was not available for comment.
